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scullys's Journal

Created on 2002-03-26 23:07:31 (#507836), last updated 2009-01-07

1,023 comments received, 1,161 comments posted

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well, as fah' as i kin tell, i be some puh'fect-like normal teenaga' wit' some
puh'fect-like normal affinity towards many shit. I is 18, soon t' be 19,
livin' in some punk-ass tiny-ass town in da middle o' nowhere florida. um... i
work in insurance, which be gay, an' mah Caddys name be Olga. Yo' mama. I is
plannin' on fixin' t' community college dis summa', if i kin manage t' stop
bein' such some bum. , dig dis:< When i grow down, i be fixin' t' be supa'
rich, wit' some kinda' big-ass ass crib in england o' sump'n, an' I is fixin'
t' have 50 Caddys, which I be fixin' t' name da damn followin', dig dis: John,
Paul, George, Ringo, Herbert, Leon, Shoomill, Shellacy-Mobile, Batman, Fatso,
Wheels, Horse, Oprah, Phillis, Ronald, Ebert, Honkey, Lara, Snookums, Jeeves,
Douchebag, Lilakins, Sain Connery, Petah, Libby, Sugarbob, Stong bah, Al,
Natalie, Aurora, Jew, Shitforbrains, Ami, Homa', Shoeface, Ashley... Well,
dat's it 4 now. I gots'ta think o' da damn rest when I git mah 'espenses. a',
Caddys. whateva'. In no case, i have mah work cut out 4 me in dis life 4
shaw. Oh, an' I gots'ta be famous 4 creatin' Supa' Al Go', who will be da damn
pimpinest supa' hero in da world. hell yaih

i think I gots'ta be some ninja as well, becuz they be so's total-like sweet
an' all. I gots'ta be badass likes jackie chan, only mo' badass becuz i will
be able t' kick jackie chans ass, even though i wouldn't do dat becuz jackie
chan be some mack an' he would therefo' be able t' kick mah ass, only he
wouldn't eva' try t' kick mah ass becuz I gots'ta be some fuckin' mack as well,
an' we'd be likes deuce damn kickass max in some tree o' some kinda' sort!@
it'll be sweet! an' we gots'ta make some movie called "Bizatch, where's mah
tomato" o' sump'n, an' I gots'ta be da damn main badass characta', an' jackie
will be mah parta' in crimefightin', an' we gots'ta go off an' search 4 da
tomato, which be code 4 sump'n else entire-like, whut i caint tell yo' ass
becuz dat will ruin da entire movie by george! but i high-like recommend dat
yo' ass watch it! Wank, wank. o' else! me an' jackie will bust some cap!@
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